Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016
Get the Captain Flexmug. December 26th is flex day. Show off all of your expensive items to your friends. You can also flex with the new items you got at Christmas.
"Billy it's December 26th which means it's flex day, I bet you don't have the iPhone 11 Pro Max."
Billy answered while holding back tears, "you're right Joe, I don't."
Billy replied, "wait, who's Joe?"
Billy answered while holding back tears, "you're right Joe, I don't."
Billy replied, "wait, who's Joe?"
by Andy Andy October 27, 2019
Get the Flex Daymug. by Dumster February 27, 2017
Get the flex flexingtonmug. The act of taking a pic while taking a shit. Best seen as a snapchat caption.
Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.
Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.
by King Boo JP September 17, 2019
Get the doo doo flexmug. A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
Get the Flex Officermug. An attack which involves a set-up period where KJ performs a dance, followed up by a punch that creates giant cracks in the air.
by LegokoaSpongebob March 12, 2025
Get the Unlimited flex worksmug. When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
Get the Sandy Turd Flex (STF)mug.