fail at life

when you cant do something that most people can

crazy man: NO NOT MAH GMOD WHY IT BROK IT SES I IZ BANNED FOR NOT BEIN ABLE TO WELD

other guy: no it says your banned for being a fail at life

by [CT]Frag_man December 2, 2009

Fail Whale

Extreme fail, usually said after something you strongly disapprove of.

I was so pumped to go to the party on Saturday, but Heather wasn't even there. Fail whale!

by Scalcar June 6, 2009

Asian fail

We all know Asian parents have extremely high standards. An Asian fail describes a result that is under 85%.

ASIAN MARKING SCHEME
Asian fail: under 85%
Asian pass: over 85%
Asian average: 90% or over
Asian alright: 95% or over (depending on subject)
Asian good: 100% (note: you still get a thrashing if you got 99%)

e.g.
John Citizen: How'd' you go on the Maths test?
Jack Chen: I Asian fail. My parents are going to kill me!!
John Citizen: ...what did you get?
Jack Chen: 84%
John Citizen: ... *glares*

by A+ Asian December 3, 2009

Whale Fail

Describes the action of someone who is overweight doing something very stupid and embarrassing, such as falling down, dropping items, etc.

Matt: Dude, did you see Big Betty fall down the stairs yesterday?
Jim: Hell yeah, total Whale Fail.

by alunajoy October 1, 2010

Epic Fail

When someone attempts to be cool or do something for another person's entertainment and truly screws up their task into something that results in anger, uncontrollable laughter, or pity to the other person.

<Playing World of Warcraft>

-Guy 1- Dude I'm gonna try and fly all the way to the top of the map and remount before I hit the group, total hxc!

-Guy 2- It's not gonna work...

<Guy 1 falls for 30 sec straight and hits the ground dying on impact>

-Guy who was walking past the road and saw some random person spalt- Epic Fail! ROFL

by James K. Taylor March 27, 2008

failed mission

A man who was trying to be a suicide bomber got owned irl

http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/failed-mission.jpg
that guy is a failed mission.

by johnthepon August 21, 2008

holy fail

When one possibly faces the greatest moment of their life, only to fail miserably.

One day, during one of his afternoon walks, Mark looked down on the ground to find a sealed mint condition Action Comics #1. Bending over to pick it up he toppled to the ground, breaking his neck in the process. Mark had finally discovered the holy fail.

by marsneedstowels November 22, 2009