Thunder Chunder

When you ejaculate and diarrhea at the same time. The spasm (thunder) of both, normally due to sex after taco bell, is enough to break vertebrae and permanently disable.

You all hear ole Timmy got hemmed up? Damn Thunder Chunder done broke his back in 2 places..

by Squatchrider December 11, 2017

thunder thighs

a word used when a female has large thighs.

damn those are some big ass thunder thighs .

by big booty hoeez May 18, 2016

grundel thunder

When you have a forward traveling fart, which travels up your grundel (gooch) and rattles your sack.

Oh man I just had a wicked grundel thunder.

by Goose and Maverick September 14, 2016

thunder jack

When you jackoff during a storm and finish after lightning strikes.

"Dude, it was pouring so hard last night I almost couldn't tell if I was able to do a thunder jack."

by Ponyboymlp April 22, 2016

Celtic Thunder

When an Irish woman, crushes your skull with her thighs, whilst you are performing oral sex on her.

Me: I was eating Nora out, and she almost gave me a Celtic Thunder!

by Dominic Pacheco August 17, 2019

Thunder Cunt

A rich female authoritarian despot who lives like royalty, has a grating voice, complains, wags her fat little finger at her “subjects”, and enjoys destroying state economies.

I can’t stand watching the weekly briefings from the governor of New Mexico because she is a Thunder Cunt.

by Entirely Over It October 30, 2020

Thunder Walk

When you do something very fast

Yesterday I was so Lazy, but then, My mom told me that If I dont Clean up my room, I will not play videogames, so I had a Thunder Walk.

by DemonGuitar99 January 14, 2014