Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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When a hipster is called a hipster and they claim against it stating that they do not conform to the labels of the people claiming to be either above or completely separate from society.
Normal Person: Stupid hipster. Thinking you're so cool.
Hipster (telling The Hipster Lie): Whatever, I'm not a hipster, you just don't understand me, tool.
Hipster (telling The Hipster Lie): Whatever, I'm not a hipster, you just don't understand me, tool.
by BruceDeacroix October 14, 2011
When someone blatantly lies so much in small doses they deny that the lies even existed or were ever told.
Lacy is such a fugazi chick. She micro lies every times she speaks, there's nothing more annoying than to watch a person believe she can be double fisted while eating in a Nathan's hot dog challenge with purple honey and juggling cottage cheese waffles on a pirate ship plank.
by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024
A lakepony lie is a motiveless, mostly innocuous lie told for no reason other than to amuse the liar or liars.
“Haha, I told Betty that Joe Pesci was my uncle, but it was just a lakepony lie.”
“You’ve heard of seahorses, but have you heard of their carnivorous, freshwater cousins lakeponies? “
“Can you believe Gordon totally bought that lakepony lie about peeing on his socks for good luck?!”
“You’ve heard of seahorses, but have you heard of their carnivorous, freshwater cousins lakeponies? “
“Can you believe Gordon totally bought that lakepony lie about peeing on his socks for good luck?!”
by SweetTooth May 14, 2018