Spread

A very powerful drug, created by a teenager when he couldnt find any weed. You take a classic asid tablet, crush it up and put it in a small amount of Zquil. Take that mixture and add 5 crushed up Tylenol. Freeze it in an icecube tray. Suck on ice to be fucked up.

Yo come over i just finished a batch of spread, lets get fucked.

by Angela Roweman September 13, 2016

Sploodge Spreading

Like the act of muck-spreading, but in this case you helicopter your penis whilst cumming.

Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!

Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!

by romaaw May 13, 2024

Spreading

When you spread your shit to form a solid layer. Remember to cover your ass when you take a shower to build those layers! Or just don't shower at all.

Guy 1: Damn man, I forgot to cover my ass and my spread melted from the shower.
Guy 2: Why the fuck would you shower in the first place if you're spreading?
Guy 1: idk

by Benoodle5 April 6, 2020