spider ride

Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.

Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.

by Not the real Charlie Chaplin September 30, 2015

Fuckin spiders

When an absolute banger kicks in making you first pump the shit out of the air until nobody can breath ✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊

What an absolute track that was, fuckin spiders

by DirtyDanger April 18, 2018

Spider chaser

A non alternative person who serial dates goths despise haveing no intrest in the subculture

1:Hey bro what happened to your big titty goth gf

2:Man we broke up she kept asking for a vile of my blood

1: freaky
2: its cool im with goth amy now you know the chick with the spider neck tattoo and split tounge

1: your such a spider chaser

by E.T.FU May 1, 2019

The spider-man

Different from The spiderman, The spider-man is a sex move which is a variation on the classic "yeet" in which the given partner forms their hand into the spiderman web slinger shape. Once the shape is made you fling yourself into your partners vaginal opening using your ring and middle finger and then using the girls vagina to propel yourself forward. This move is popular among lesbian porn stars.

"I didn't tell my girlfriend that I was gonna do the spider-man and now she is mad."

by Soodermoon September 13, 2019

cider spider

The guy who shows up to the party or gathering with a couple of ciders, but goes after the boys beers.

"look here comes the cider spider"

by ttyycc February 22, 2018

Spider Chin

When someone is not able to properly grow a beard, but they insist on not shaving. They have probably never shaved before either. The resulting few hairs have the appearance of the legs of a spider.

Look at Chris he's got such a spider chin.

by Garglesnarbin January 21, 2010

Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.

Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!

by The unit42 October 8, 2018