Supreme lobster

Giving two girls ‘two in the pink one in the stink’ (one with each hand) whilst getting an vigorous blow job from another female.

Dude, I met these three bitches at a bar. We went back to my place and did the supreme lobster

by Mcaodudr December 15, 2018

Rock Lobster

A man who performs a handjob on another man (usually until ejaculation)

That man'll be able to help you, he's a total rock lobster.

by FlurberDerp January 14, 2022

hog lobster

When you go down on a guy and his penis smells like seafood.

Girl #1: How was his dick?
Girl #2: It tasted terrible. He had a rough case of hog lobster.

by Lach stock October 20, 2017

winter lobster

Someone who cannot portray their ideas correctly and instead uses odd phrases that don't make sense to anyone but them

Man, "A" is being a real winter lobster right now

by Me 5665 June 27, 2018

lobster legs

when you get red lobster-like legs from sunburn

"put some sun cream on or you'll get lobster legs !"

by Clawcracker May 13, 2016

Lobster

Any officer of the court, judge, lawyer, politician, public official, or salaried government employee whether the position is held in federal, state, town, or village capacity accepting payments and agreements from lobbyists, endorsing a publicly owned or private corporation or business' product, service, or influencer marketing initiative, or pandering to the voting base. This pandering or endorsement whether compensated publicly or privately can be made through brand endorsement. Brand endorsement considered any action of obvious visual product inclusion through social media marketing content, television appearance, literary and auditorial statements provided through means of written or verbal commentary by first or third parties.

"Looks like the lobster governor's lunch is fully sponsored by that fast food company"

"Wonder how much he got paid for that - He's holding that fast food bag brand forward-facing like its a commercial, what a lobster."

by OdinMjolnir August 8, 2020

Lobster

Soul-mates. Friends reference

"He's her lobster!!!"

by snooby-doo March 6, 2018