Nick Danger

A “Nick Danger” is a dude that is jovial, hilarious, stressed out and mysterious. Nick Danger’s tend to have irregularly small hands and short arms, so they may identify as a T- Rex. Nick Danger’s often refer to themselves in the third person by saying the following, “I’m Nick Danger Bitch!”.

Bro, look at this boisterous T-Rex looking ma’fucka, he must think he’s a Nick Danger!

by PKoop May 1, 2022

To Create a Danger Zone

To fart

"Lord have mercy im bout to create a Danger Zone"
-Spiderman

by Vale76 April 11, 2022

a nigel danger wank

Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.

a nigel danger wank job

by mrs tosser October 6, 2025

dangerous dawn

That regular sexy girl you always see in the same club

Watch out for her lad, that girl is a right dangerous Dawn

by A6747EV January 20, 2023

Danger Floof

Toxic boy with fluffy hair, commonly a gym rat, runs on pre workout, has a different girl in his bed every single day.

This kid brendan is literally a danger floof get the hell away from him.

by ANON716 December 18, 2022

danger click

whenever you click on a link that is probably NSFW.

In a post on reddit about male and female chickens, somebody post a link with a supposedly "relevant image". I clicked it. Thankfully the danger click just lead to a funny picture.

by puputilover December 8, 2012

Dangerous Bastard

Girls, nooooow!
Girls, come on noooow-wow-wow-wow!
Lemme see ya!!
Yeah I'm a dangerous bastard and I'm bullet-proof
I tell ya liiiiife is a lesson look, sometimes I get flu...
A devil looks into my eye, and he makes my voice go ahhhhh!!
Is there nothing in his eye, God I need to know...
Is it true, you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!
Lemme see ya!!

I keep drivin' faster! Going through the roof!
I wanna ruuuuun a delicatessen love that don't make me a proof...
Action, camera, lipstic lights, I fit in mercede's tights
No-one knows I play guitar wearing her red bra
Is it true you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!

Dangerous Bastard

by Death Menace July 3, 2023