by Nigherferb March 5, 2022
Get the cougar sugarmug. (based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
If you want to know what a cougar's life is, and how to live one, you can ask an a deutsche schwein like Hugh Hefner or Bernie Madoff
by Sexydimma August 26, 2014
Get the cougar's lifemug. person 1: ayo your dating a freshman? Aren't you like a senior?
Person 2: Yeah haha but he's hot and treats me well
Person 1: Damn you're a Cougar
Person 2: Yeah haha but he's hot and treats me well
Person 1: Damn you're a Cougar
by theelitelactoseentolerant February 15, 2023
Get the Cougarmug. by The Billiam March 23, 2020
Get the Cougar Lanemug. A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.
"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"
by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022
Get the Cougar Skinmug. The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer
Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.
by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021
Get the Cougar Tracksmug. The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.
After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.
by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021
Get the Cougar Tracksmug.