Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer

Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.

After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

Tennessee train track

Sex act, where a line of men ejaculate over the head of the person in front of them, until it reaches the “caboose” of the train.

While In my college fraternity, we participated in a Tennessee Train Track to celebrate graduation

by Allen D. Gram April 18, 2023

sidebar-tracked

When one goes to a website to read a particular article or watch a certain video but ends up reading or watching something completely different from the sidebar instead.

"Hey honey, did you get that link I sent you about the squirrel water skiing? Oh shoot, I went on you tube to look at it but got sidebar-tracked and watched the turtle having sex with a shoe instead.

by ohdann December 18, 2012

Throwing a Track

When you are talking in or in front of a group of people and you make a good point, but either nobody was listening until then or they don't understand.

Context:
When a tank throws a track, it takes a long time to repair. It is also very annoying and happens relatively easily. In a conversation, throwing a track can take a while to recover from.

Keeping calm before going on stage can help keep you from throwing a track.

by Code_Maker May 29, 2018

skeeter tracks

drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.

Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.

by DATL December 16, 2008

Track Bunny

A girl who only runs track to go to the meets and be a hoe. They often don't come to practice, and only show up to meets to stand on the blocks of men they find attractive, interview people, wear spandex, and take up space

"My girlfriend just signed up for track and field." "Aw shit, you better watch out, shawty gonna turn into a track bunny."

by asianslayer33 February 2, 2025