by jaxton January 14, 2011

An annoying ass motherfucker who hates children, is afraid of turtles, and molests lesbian penguins.
by TurtleLover6942069 February 12, 2021

by ConMine47 August 10, 2024

by BL4CKSH4RK_7 January 9, 2022

A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.
1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025

by Bo Gas Ki June 28, 2025
