Nonce

A jolly good fellow

The man down the road is a nonce

by GirlyPoo May 18, 2021

Turbo Nonce

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023

Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.

I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

nonce

someone who like to look/touch/molest kids

wow is that jake paul the nonce
don't tell me he's noncing again

by KSI/FAN December 23, 2020

Nonce

A British Paedophile who usually drives a Vauxhall Corsa or Fiesta ST

Did you see that nonce driving around in his Fiesta ST

by Paul Mapantzoffs September 22, 2022

Nonce

Ben Parker

"Ben Parker is a Nonce"

by My da February 11, 2019

Nonce

A really nice describing word

Guy 1: hey
Guy 2: hi
Guy 1: I just wanted to let u know your such a nonce your like really noncy
Guy 2: awh thank you so much

Now you guy try it

by Battyfish69 October 11, 2020