Minge monkey

Typically a man who's always chasing after women

Blimey, Tony is a right idiot! When will he ever stop chasing that minge? The saft minge monkey!

by Scrange_Matress June 13, 2016

Ming mong

Ahh a ming mong. An alternative name for Kate Rooney

Ah look over there, a ming mong trying to run a mile

by Stella atois October 7, 2019

Minge Whinge

The crying and mood swings of a woman at 'that time of the month'

Friend - "why are you crying? Has something happened?"
Girl on period - "No, I am just having a minge whinge."

by cbjt December 1, 2013

Mac Ming

Stop taking SARMS Pussio

Kevin: wanna do some cardio
Mac Ming: nah wanna do arms
Kevin: stop taking SARMS pussio

by Yuki Tsunoda June 27, 2022

minge sniffing

Is that act of inserting ones nose into a minge and then taking a very long sniff inside. Make sure it is enough time to bring in the fishy sent of your female counter part.

Bro 1: I went minge sniffing last night.
Bro 2: Did you catch the full sent?
Bro 3: Yeah, it's still nice and fishy.

by wasty messiah November 15, 2013

minge monge

A hairy vagina, often used to insult somone.

Oh, James, you are such a minge monge. Mainly used byChavs in the UK

by Pseudonymus Wretch March 14, 2014

ming-bling

when bling goes wrong.

overboard, tacky bling.

ewww, that stuff is ming-bling!

by Caff January 29, 2005