Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.
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by Yos.com January 15, 2019
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Jonathan also likes to drink beer and go missing on the beach.
Jonathan also likes to drink beer and go missing on the beach.
by PantyDroppinGT June 19, 2018
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by Humandudelol August 9, 2018
Get the Jonathan Samuel Kent mug.A tall ass jewish nigger who licks his two mothers penises. tends to pick up pennies off the ground and had his whole family gassed to death though he was too ugly for the guards to look at.
by Blobigga January 25, 2019
Get the Jonathan Hitlerson mug.Jonathan Finlay is nice guy who loves Jesus and his family , Jonathan Finlay is the kinda guy who knows a lot of people but only has one close friend , his love life is simple he’s probably liked the same girl for like 5 years or so
by YEETTTTTT February 11, 2019
Get the Jonathan Finlay mug.the name means gift from God, and he is a very strong gymnast works very hard and makes you laugh until your dead he is a great kisser and loves to cheer people up he does have a short temper but thinks about it after the incident. loves to sing always dances around in a very funny way girls love him and sometimes consider chasing him and all want to kiss him has four really really good friends called Wilma, Pranav, and Noah (Noah is his best friend) they all have many good laughs and love to spend time with them. when he trains gymnastics he trains very seriously and wants to later on in life become a world champion in that sport much of a fitness freak and also love`s to run, one of his very many good hobbies.
girl one: omg do you see Jonathan over there
girl two: yeah wouldn't you just love to kiss him
girl one: of course anyone would
girl two: yeah wouldn't you just love to kiss him
girl one: of course anyone would
by @jonathan__buxens__ October 1, 2018
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by Moist J October 6, 2018
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