Crab Eater

Someone that eats pussy lice.

Damn, What a Crab Eater!

by randomShit1234567 September 7, 2010

Useless eater

One who never worked a day in his or her life, despite never being physically or mentally disabled yet steals social security every month via the spousal benefit simply by virtue of being married to someone who worked despite the fact that they themselves contributed nothing

The spousal benefit is welfare for the lazy, useless eaters, who are married to a rich person. Abolish the spousal benefit.

by Sunshine Ray in Florida December 21, 2020

Gate-Eater

gate-eater

A person who insists on eating food at a departure gate while waiting to board a flight.

“The gate-eater has grease running down his chin from the burger he was squeezing”

by Jimi_daCreep May 5, 2018

almond eater

Noun: Slang term for a person of portuguese heritage.

That almond eater won't stop staring at us.

He's not spanish, he's an almond eater.

by YourMotherHo February 4, 2010

desk eater

is a file or project that consumes all of your time for very little gain, leaving you no time to do more profitable things. Often the people involved are whiny, needy complainers.

your coworker: I just got stuck drafting a will for the senior partner's grandmother.

you: Buddy, you have been given a desk eater.

by gingersmom July 4, 2009

Lemon-eater

someone that is so cool that you would give all your lemons to them

The lemon-eater had such a wet jumper that I couldn’t contain my enthusiasm

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019

lunch eaters

People who contribute nothing useful and only show up for the free lunch

Without Joe the place would fall apart. Couldn’t the other guys take care of it? Nah, they’re a bunch of lunch eaters.

by Dan182 September 20, 2009