A spineless bootlicker who will gladly get steamrolled by capitalism if it came with a lanyard and a Starbucks gift card. Will gladly defend mega-corporations that regularly screw over workers, customers, or the planet. Justifies it with “gotta feed my family” or “it’s out of my hands.” They’ll burn the planet, ruin your lungs, and defend the CEO’s yacht, all while clocking in for $18 an hour and a quarterly pizza party.
*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.
*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.
"Dude defended Nestlé stealing water from drought zones because ‘it’s legal.’ That’s some high-level corporate cuck behavior right there."
by bleepbloopbleeky July 26, 2025
Get the Corporate cuckmug. The Streamyard Bombing and Trolling Corporation is a group of trolls who zoombomb Streams, their name derives from the online platform Streamyard but they also target google meets, zooms, and ReStreams. It was founded on 7-14-2023 by RossoTX.
by therandomguy039 December 27, 2023
Get the Streamyard Bombing and Trolling Corporationmug. Noun: meaningless corporate drivel
Like being on a conference call listening to your boss talk about sales while you watch him go through a slideshow in front of a generated tropical background
Like being on a conference call listening to your boss talk about sales while you watch him go through a slideshow in front of a generated tropical background
"I was on that sales call all afternoon, 2 hours of skibidi corporate, my brain is rotted."
"My boss was talking that skibidi corporate at me, I don't remember any of it."
"My boss was talking that skibidi corporate at me, I don't remember any of it."
by TheStinson January 14, 2025
Get the skibidi corporatemug. A role or person in a business or enterprise , which provides no value to the company or its customers. Usually seen in larger companies.
by Gary Grant Jones May 22, 2024
Get the Corporate Paddingmug. by VNC corporations January 14, 2004
Get the VNC Corporationsmug. The subtle process by which a company eliminates black people in prominent positions in order to make themselves seem more elite. The black folks disappear like ghosts and seem to vanish without great fanfare. whitening, ghosting, white flight, corporate America, elitism, ghetto, glass ceiling, executives, Fortune 500, diversity, chamber of commerce, corporation, business
I've noticed a lot of corporate ghosting in the media since President Obama is nearing the end of his term. The anchors used to be more diverse and now they have returned to mostly white men. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted!
by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016
Get the corporate ghostingmug. When large corporations are lazy and do things half assedly or decide to drop something to do something else because 5 billion dollars is not a large enough budget to multitask. This usually inconveniences people but not really the corporation because they only lost 2.5 million dollars, and that's chump change.
Example SONY marketing the ps vita. Yes, it happened.
Example SONY marketing the ps vita. Yes, it happened.
Person 1: The PS vita is so good!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: A handheld that playstation released that looks great and has tons of power!
Person 2: I haven't seen any ads for it or anything, if it's so good, why does nobody know about it?
Person 1: Corporate laziness is to blame as usual.
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: A handheld that playstation released that looks great and has tons of power!
Person 2: I haven't seen any ads for it or anything, if it's so good, why does nobody know about it?
Person 1: Corporate laziness is to blame as usual.
by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025
Get the Corporate lazinessmug.