Tea and Crumpets 

British codeword meaning Beer and Hos. Sometimes used when one wants to ditch an undesirable third member of their party by making their night sound boring. Other times used to signal its time to leave, or it is often used to fool the commoner.

Bloke, you ready to get some tea and crumpets tonight?(high fives)

Chap 1: So what are you fellows doing tonight?
Chaps 2 and 3: Oh, nothing, thought we might go and get some tea and crumpets.
Chap 1: Oh, well i better be off
Chaps 2 and 3:.....Score!

Mother: where do you think your going laddy?
Son: Oh nowhere mummy, just thought i'd go get some tea and crumpets?
Mother: Ok, well have fun deary!

Tea and Crumpets by TastyShakes December 2, 2010

tea-acotta

Adj. the rusty colour of english breakfast tea steeped long and hard with a small splash of milk, which is remniscent of terracotta pottery.

N. the perfect cup of tea often associated with extraordinarily long brewing time, or the infamous 'double-bagger'

'An english breakfast please, and make sure it's tea-acotta!'; 'Eddy gave me a double-bagger, and it turned out to be the most delicious tea-acotta yet.'

tea-acotta by DiHard October 19, 2007

Tea Dippy 

When you have her fill her mouth with a liquid like tea or cola and then placing your testicles in her mouth and having her bite down.

"Awww man, my sack is still nipping from that tea dippy"

Tea Dippy by SexyBez May 20, 2009

Tea lip

The female equivalent to the tea bag , which as we know is when a male lowers his testicles onto someones face

Angel was the first to fall asleep so lacey pulled her pants down real quick lowered herself and tea lipped her

Tea lip by Tealipper March 8, 2011

tea hag 

This shameless person attends morning/afternoon teas at the organisation where they work regardless of whether they know the organiser/recipient or not.

Dave: Hey guys, tea party on level 4!
Jim: Who's is it?
Dave: Who cares?
Jim: You're a tea hag!
Dave: They're the reason why I work here!

tea hag by Drew's Chew October 26, 2011

Tea Alzheimers

A condition where the affected person finds themselves constantly forgetting about their tea. this can refer to

1. Forgetting boiling water in kettle
2. Forgetting steeping tea water
3. Forgetting mug of tea until it is cold

I hate having Tea Alzheimers, whenever I make a cuppa, I forget it until it's ice cold!

Tea Alzheimers by Bath alts Yoda May 11, 2016

tea time tim 

tea time tim is another level of the average tea time. tim takes tea to an obnoxious level and adds to the awkward sensation of any situation. Tea time tim is a name born from a minor supporting character in “the set up” movie, creepy tim. he accurately resembles how people look while searching and sharing the “tea time tim”.

the tea time tim is that billly told sarah who told bill who told natalie who told bob that sally is preggers

tea time tim by natalie wilson March 29, 2019