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bored sword

I feel frustrated. I think I'll bored sword to pass the time.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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pudding sword

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding
Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.
by Dane Miller July 16, 2018
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Sword City

The birthplace and current habitat of all gay men. MLM(men love men)

The opposite of scissor city.
Gay Man: Hey, that’s a cute lesbian couple! Sending love from sword city!
by Reikoooooo September 3, 2025
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Sword

Sharp metal rods that come in many styles, such as: curved, straight, double-edged, etc.

They can be decorative, made to resemble swords from video games/ actual swords used in older time periods, or functional, where as they actually hold an edge and aren't annoying to sharpen.
A: I want to get a sword.
B: Why?
A: Some of my friends have swords, and they are very pretty.
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Sworded

A newer baseball definition/unrecorded stat popularized by Trevor Bauer, it describes getting extremely jammed on a pitch and not being able to finnish a swing
"Eric Sim got jammed on a high and inside fastball"
"Joe Kelly just threw a wicked 2seamer with a crap ton of run, couldnt help but get sworded"
by Some random baseball guy February 19, 2024
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Death by swords

It is a sexual encounter where you get stabbed in the back as they also penetrate your anus with their penis
Becky ended up in the hospital due to preforming Death by swords.
by Planet_milfs May 12, 2022
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The master sword

When you attach a sword to a fan and let it spin at your balls
by Aids master 3 November 1, 2020
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