sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022

swing

A swing's role is to fill in for a member of a ballet ensemble when he or she is out of a show.

This Broadway swing has to cover 12 dance routines.

by Sorin Acela April 6, 2019

30 year swing

Within a 24 hr period, you wake up in the morning with a female that is 30 years younger than the chick you're hooking up with that night.

It was just yesterday he got a 30 year swing.

First the Gilf, then the granddaughter, talk about a 30 year swing.

by Przk December 20, 2018

Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first

Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch

by Big Dood72 January 8, 2022

monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

by dwoper1 July 5, 2017

Swing-monkey

You were struck with misfortune

Eating sugarless gummy bears. Got swing-monkey

by Breh momebt March 17, 2021

swing or drag

When a bitch is testing you so you tell you friends “swing or drag?”. Meaning that you want to fight her by either taking a fat ass swing at the bitch or draging her across the ducking floor.

Girl this hoe called me fucking ugly should I “swing or drag?”

by Ayy yo 08 February 10, 2018