Squeezed Caprisun

When a dude has a lot of sex with different women, and cannot bust anymore.

Person 1: Did you hear how many girls Mike slept with?
Person 2: Yeah I did, his dick is a squeezed caprisun.

by Mr.Unfunnyman July 02, 2022

Squeezed lemon

Something that is missing the most important element

"your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020

double-bubble squeezing

A.k.a. "chick chicle", this refers to where two tongue-lolling studs are simultaneously savoring a hot number's most-premium "mounds of joy" --- i.e., gleefully fondling her boobs and butt-cheeks --- in their thirsting hands.

There are two basic ways to perform double-bubble squeezing on a mutually-liked cutie: da most obvious-'n'-simple way, of course, would be for both dudes to face said delectable damsel --- one in front of her and one behind --- and then each reach his hands around either her upper or lower torso and gently cup both of her orbs of delicious protoplasm, and start kneading them softly in his palms and fingers. But if you and yer buddy really wanna make da willing-to-share-her-warm-softness sweetie feel "schuper schpecial" and satisfied, da two of you would instead stand on either side of her, and then each use one of yer hands "upstairs and down" to massage one of her boobs and butt-cheeks apiece, so dat she gets to dreamily enjoy da feel of both adoring fellas' warm lovin' palms on her upper and lower "fun bubbles". Bonus advantage of this latter method: neither of da guys will ever wistfully yearn for "what da other one is holding" --- i.e., one flesh-craving boy won't wish dat he was instead playing wif either da girl's ass or tits, depending on which "other" delectable body-area dat he himself is currently having a good time wif --- because each of said impromptu flesh-soothers is happily accessing a share of BOTH pairs of delightful feminine features, and so he won't feel da need to ask da other guy if he wants to "trade off" every few minutes.

by QuacksO January 23, 2025

Squeezing the Salamander

Another way of saying "Choking the Chicken" or "Slapping the Salami"

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.

by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019

squirt and squeeze

when you are trying to hold in diarrhea.

Josh was pulling a serious squirt and squeeze the other day. It was just sad to watch.

by shitbreadmaster February 23, 2012

squeeze tits month

month of october you can squeeze any girls tits

johnny have u heard it’s “squeeze tits month”

by tittysqueezing October 01, 2020

Flap and squeeze

when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.

Bro1: Bro i full on had a flap and squeeze while having family dinner.
Bro2: Damn unlucky.

by demi lovato101 June 17, 2020