mexican banana split

When a woman defecates in an another woman's chest while wearing a g-string or a thong. The feces that lands in the woman's chest usually splits in to two pieces.

When I was in Mexico, I witness this gorgeous woman give a Mexican Banana Split. It was amazing... There was stress show in the receiver's face.

by jaws November 1, 2006

Alaskan Banana Split

Tie your partner to a Brazilian Banana tree upside down as you proceed to tear open her/his anus with an old hard Banana. You then get monkeys to come to the scene by luring them in with Bananas and have the apes rape the women so she is loosened up the use the razor sharp Banana to penetrate her vagina and proceed to fuck her brains out. Then you squeeze the inside of the Banana into her Vaginal Cavity, and eat out her pussy with Banana and chocolate syrup on it.

Nigger 1: Baby can i give you an Alaskan Banana Split?
Niggers Bitch: you bet babay

by pusspussdestroyer January 21, 2015

split yo' wig

the means of splitting one's skull

Yo' dogg, keep frontin and ima pop a '40 and split ro' wig!

by Bunnyman June 21, 2003

Double Nut Split

When you stick one testacle into a girls ass, and one into their vagina.

"John gave Sally a Double Nut Split, and I dont mean the ice cream"

by T-Money and Joey P January 10, 2007

Split personality texter

During a text messaging conversation, a person who is completely different compared to the same person you were just talking to face to face.

During text:
Person A: "Wow I super hate her"

Person B: "Why?"

Person A: "She's so annoying, I'm never hanging with her again."

During real interaction:

Person A is seen hanging out with "annoying" person

Person B: (Wow, what a split personality texter)

by SJJS August 10, 2010

Split dick syndrome

also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection .

split dick syndrome blood cock

by dwight mchunglow February 5, 2010

2 7 split

A 2-7 split is a hand you can be delt in Texas Hold em. It is composed of a 2 and a 7 of different suits, and is one you should quickly fold on because if you actually take the time to count, you'd realise that you have a very low chance a straight or a flush. Even if you manage a pair, 2s and 7s are considered low pairs and can be beaten easily.

"You bet 5 white chips with a 2 7 split? Loser!"

by ramdonperson May 12, 2006