Smashing Softies

A competition between two guys who are standing, have their pants down, and their penis' touching. The first one to get an erection loses.

I'm the king of smashing softies.
You think that, but no one really wins at that game.

by nedryerson November 08, 2010

Smash Iron

ie: To lift weights.

DJ: There aint shit goin on, man.

Andy: Whatcha gonna get into?

DJ: Dunno. I may as well go smash iron.

by jagerbombrockstar October 17, 2008

couch smashing

When two or more individuals engage in intense acts of fucking on a piece of house furniture such as a couch.

I was the last man standing at Matts party last night so that slut bag Sarah rewarded me with a couch smashing session.

by Ihama Cocksuka March 14, 2007

Scrotum Smash

The pulverizing of a fellow man's testes accompanied by "SCROTUM SMASH" being yelled in an incredibly high pitched tone.

Only to be used in extreme circumstances

I SCROTUM SMASH YOU FOOL! (crunch)

by macs11 April 22, 2009

anus smash

Blunt force trauma to the anus.

I slipped off the bike pedals and received a vicious anus smash.

by Siosiekay March 19, 2018

smashing potatoes

To erotically engage in sexual activities

Drew was smashing potatoes on a golf course tonight.

by RitaPita May 03, 2009

Cash Smash

Similar to a donkey punch, a Cash Smash is the act of doing a girl (or guy) doggy style, while playing a Johnny Cash song on guitar, and then right at the moment of climax you smash the guitar over her/his head.

"At the moment of climax, I performed a Cash Smash. I raised my guitar up high over my head, bringing it down swiftly as I blew all over her back, while wood splintered all over the place and the strings kissed her forehead after it went through the guitar."

by Destroyer7795 November 15, 2007