slam

To shit, usually profusely. Often used in situations where other well-known terms for defecating would be out-of-place. See slammer.

Hold up, I've gotta slam real quick.

After winning the fight, K-Tuck slammed on his opponent's face.

by Hof May 2, 2006

Slam dunk

A heinous cousin of the upper decker (a classic bathroom prank), in which someone first defecates then procedes to place his or her fecal matter into a light fixture or other raised object in the target bathroom, leaving quite a surpise for whomever enters next.

To demonstrate her hatred for corporate America, Lauren left a slam dunk in the lamp in the Starbucks.

by JTTTTT March 23, 2010

banana slam

The art of throwing bananas at people in order to steal their food and/or money. Usually a last case scenario when trying sell bananas and/or exchange a banana for other food product. If you have had a banana thrown at you while your food was being taken, then you were banana slammed. A technique most often used when trying to trade a banana for a burrito.

Banana Slammer: "How much for a beef burrito?"
Vendor: "$4.00"
Banana Slammer: "All I have is this banana, wanna trade?"
Vendor: "No, sorry, cash only"
Banana Slammer: "Are you kidding me? This is a perfectly good banana!"
Vendor: "Four dollars please"
Banana Slammer: (Throws banana at vendor's head and jacks his box of burritos) "Take that, dildo mouth"
Vendor: "ouch, I was just banana slammed!"

by JCquack May 3, 2008

Taint Slam

An extremely unfortunate event.

I just found out I owe $3800 in taxes this year - what a taint slam.

My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!

by thorass March 24, 2011

grand slam

a common sex act in the colorado and rocky mountain area in which one sexual partner purchases a grand slam from Denny's restaurant, places the entire meal in his or her partner's ass, and eats the entire thing seasoned as preferred...hot sauce is commonly recommended

I was hitchhiking with a trucker, when we became really hungry. As we passed by Denny's, we decided the best way to fix our qualms would be to share a grand slam.

by rossthehaus June 22, 2011

slam drunk

Way too drunk! Or Talking about someone you had sex with that was drunk.

Were gunna get slam drunk mutha fucka's or Last night i made a slam drunk.

by Kramer11 October 20, 2006

slam book

usually a spiral bound book where a collection of people can slam thier own opinions down about a question/idea written at the top of each page.

(Written at the top of the page)Which is a better mode of transportation, hybrid car or gasoline car? (Then you write your first name, and your answer).

by SugrAnne June 25, 2005