scoop baby

A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.

" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"

by hammythebearhammythebear March 8, 2017

Scoop

To surrender in a card game by collecting all your cards off the playing field

“Of course I draw another Land. If I don’t get a good card soon, I’m gonna scoop”

by KnightofNerdom November 3, 2021

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.

When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

Scoop

When you wanna date someone

Tyrone: Dina is fine asf

Rodger: Yeah I’m finna scoop her

by najiwasnthere October 13, 2019

Goop n scoop

The process of adding an exxxtra load of nutt to your peanut butter to obtain the maximum amount of protein for your gainz

Non-gooper: Woah, James has really been looking huge recently!! He must be on gear

Pro-gooper: nah man, he's been scooping goop!

Non-gooper: ah, I see. The old goop n scoop

by Goop enthusiest June 2, 2022

scoop

(noun) a reference to a beanie.
(adjective) to scout females.

(noun) LC had scoop with him.
(adjective) he was out scooping tonight.

by TOPSTRIKER August 9, 2024

fupa scoop

A pose used by pregnant women while being photographed to accentuate their “baby bump” for unknowing, unsuspecting or uncaring onlookers.

Renee is preggers again, if you couldn’t tell by the fupa scoop in those photos.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabidoo June 8, 2023