Mr. Sandman is when a sleeping woman's male partner or acquaintance ejaculates onto her closed eyelids. Upon waking up, the dried and crusty semen will feel like granules of sand when she first rubs her eyes.
Mike: "Good morning honey, did you sleep well? How were your dreams."
Diane: "I slept great with wonderful dreams, but when I woke up, my eyes felt like Mr. Sandman dumped the whole beach on my face."
Mike: "I love you honey."
Diane: "I slept great with wonderful dreams, but when I woke up, my eyes felt like Mr. Sandman dumped the whole beach on my face."
Mike: "I love you honey."
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A special kind of baseball bat with a nail through it. Either used for actual baseball game play use or hurting people. Best for angry players.
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"Dude im sick of watermellon, im going to sanddab my cock off and jump on a bus while using a KFC bucket as a sleeping bag to hide from my kids."
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To delay the dispatch of a train for as long as possible without causing a cascade effect. Usually done after adding and empty train after it has been at rest.
A fresh train will not move as fast because the wheels are cold and need to move to generate the friction required for maximum speed. For this reason the "hot" fully loaded train behind it may catch up to it during the ride. different types of Coasters require some trains to be sandbagged more than once to allow for the preceding unit to achieve maximum velocity.
To delay the dispatch of a train for as long as possible without causing a cascade effect. Usually done after adding and empty train after it has been at rest.
A fresh train will not move as fast because the wheels are cold and need to move to generate the friction required for maximum speed. For this reason the "hot" fully loaded train behind it may catch up to it during the ride. different types of Coasters require some trains to be sandbagged more than once to allow for the preceding unit to achieve maximum velocity.
The new kid forgot to sandbag the train on main, now it's stuck in safety 1, and the lead has to supervise adding the fifth train for EVERYONE.
Thunder Mountain only requires a train to be sandbagged once, while Space Mountain may require a "rocket" to be sandbagged up to three times.
Thunder Mountain only requires a train to be sandbagged once, while Space Mountain may require a "rocket" to be sandbagged up to three times.
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