voodoo ranger

When a miner used to Coors light hits some high qual IPA

“Dad came ova ta cook some Prime - he got sauced on the Voodoo Ranger”

by Choctaw Lloyd January 7, 2024

Clout Ranger

Clout Ranger- A disformed being, who usually is gay.

You are such a Clout Ranger, you cant even get one dude on tinder!

by Christophe Langan November 15, 2020

bush ranger

elizebeth.

Elizebeth is a complete bush ranger because of her hair

by t[sdc April 7, 2022

douche ranger

A person of the ultimate level of douchery. They patrol other areas creating other forms of douche baggery.

Thus being a douche ranger.

Robyn: Give me a kiss my shoulder hurts
Jarrell: Hell no you douche ranger leave me alone!

by Rello84 January 16, 2017

Penalty to rangers

The Famous, Iconic 3 words rangers fans can't live without

Son: Dad. What was the Council's final decision on your parking ticket
Dad: Penalty to Rangers

by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo January 12, 2024

United States Volunteer Rangers

A family basedScouting, Preparedness and Disaster Response Organization based in the United States that holds camping and survival events throughout the country

I caught that fish on a canoe trip with the United States Volunteer Rangers last weekend!

Or:
We just got a damage assessment from The United States Volunteer Rangers for Main Street. Looks like most of the buildings are structurally sound but there is some looting that needs to be addressed.

by angrycelt March 11, 2022

SPACE RANGER

The HOLE RIM ANUS ASSHOLE being expanded

Use of a SPECULUM to show others what the REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE looks like.

In ADULT SEX STORE the expansion factors for every ADULT SEX TOY to bring ANATOMICAL COMPLIANCE to EVERY ASSHOLE, CUNT, MOUTH , AND DICK MEATUS OPENING.

The distance any one travels especially an ELON REEVE MUSK TESLA.

Truly the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL needs a REAL GOOD FUCKING by the perfect SPACE RANGER here at the SEXUAL PLAYGROUND.

The REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE deserves to have a SPECULUM utilized for a SPACE RANGER session INSTAGRAMMED.

We need SPACE RANGER experts to go to each and every ADULT SEX STORE to bring perfect anatomical compliance.

Everyday you should get a reading on your SPACE RANGER distance you went.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021