"...put figs on that shit."

A phrase commonly used in French breakfast restaurants, such as Le Pain. When ordering a tartine, such as the Prosciutto with Mozzarella and Avocado, one must try it with a side of sweet fruit, preferably figs.

ex. Mandy likes the taste of figs on certain foods. Thus, when she ordered her Prosciutto tartine, she promptly grinned and stated, "I need to put some figs on that shit."

ex. "I need to put figs on that shit." said Trevor to the waitress.

ex. "...put figs on that shit." should be said with meaning and quick repetition in order to have full effect.

by Sutatrron July 23, 2008

Putting the turban on the Sheik

When a male is masturbating and he wraps a toliet paper around his penis to catch the semen.

Bob "I blew my load but luckly I had put the turban on the sheik."

by yin August 06, 2004

put the boot to him

to stomp or to kick the shit out of another person. basiclly a terrible, terrible, terrible ass whoopin.

if he dont have my money by friday, ima put the boot to him, medium style.

by the root of all evil86 September 17, 2009

Put it in the muffin bin

A BETTER way of saying "Have sex with that woman"

Equally so "the bin" can be defined as "Vagina", and "muffin" can be left out of the phrase.

"Dude you gotta put it in the muffin bin!"

"Mark, you gotta put it in the bin!"

by Al Cohaulin' October 06, 2009

put up numbers

verb
To score high in a game

Jim: " Why is that random person in our squad?"
John: "I don't know, but he put up numbers last match."
Jim: "Keep him, then."

by CheeseRat May 28, 2018

Put some lipstick on it

An alternate way of asking for a blowjob.

Husband: Honey, come here and look at this.

Wife: Ugh, put that thing away.

Husband: Why don't you put some lipstick on it.

Wife: Well, okay.

by Freezod July 12, 2012

Put Your Ski's On

It doesn't mean a damn thing!

Hey slugger, buck up! Put your ski's on!

by Steven Wonderfulness April 01, 2009