beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

Puppy paw

A banana dipped in peanuts

There’s no snack I love better than a puppy paw.

by Notinmyhous June 26, 2020

Puppy Mine

One of the many names for the poop that comes from man's best friend, the humble Dog.

"Look out, puppy mine inbound!" *dog poos*

"Puppy mine field up ahead!" *Puts shoes on*

by rynomuncher October 7, 2012

Gentle Puppies

Women's breast - there isn't anybody who does not love playing with gentle puppies, to have them lick your face and romp around you. Mobster and gangsters, bankers and cops, hooligans and fundies all love to play with gentle puppies.
"Weeds" - season 6; episode 8

As she lay on her back, Zbigniew played softly with her gentle puppies. He nuzzled the gentle puppies and fondled them softly.
With quiet delight, half sighing, half giggling, he whispered, "Gentle puppies are fun."

by Zbigniew Boyfrendt October 19, 2012

Puppy high

The overwhelming feelings of joy or happiness started when you see a dog or puppy. Very common in self-proclaimed dog lovers.

Debby: Rebecca's dog was so cute I was puppy high for hours!
Becky: OH MAI GAWD

by Awkwardturtle July 2, 2012

nup puppy

a young child that is bound to heroin addiction

god damn look at that ol nup puppy over in west point next time you pay a visit

by black demon child August 27, 2013

Puppy City

An area filled with adorable puppies.

We must be in puppy city because there are three puppies around me.

by Skatt Everest March 6, 2011