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Poone Houndering

The act of being a manwhore (i.e. slut, harlot)
Poone Houndery- 1. When you really want some pussy.
2. A term involving any act of vulgarity.

Poone Hounded (past tense)- An acting of vulgarity/houndering that has already happened.
1. You just got poone houndered in x-box son!

2. I just poone houndered your mom!

3. I'm all about that poone houndering.
by Lawrence A December 8, 2010
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Goat poon

I really want some goat poon
by Poon slayer6969 October 28, 2016
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poon spear

A crude slang word for tampon: an item that women send their loved ones after regardless of how late, how early, or how embarrassing it may be for them to buy:)
"Man I had to go buy my wife some poon spears during rush hour."
by HeadiusMaximus August 9, 2006
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Poon ratio

The ratio of guys to poon at an event or place
Ollie: lHey Matt, what's the poon ratio at your uni ? ". Matt "it's about 50-50"
by Barry the wise July 21, 2016
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Poon Goo

The sticky, often viscous flow of ejaculate and vaginal fluid which discharges from the vagina after a man ejaculates into the vagina. Poon goo is not to be confused with a "creampie," as that is generally just the ejaculate seeping from the vagina. Poon goo usually occurs later after intercourse than a "creampie," and is more similar to "flowback."
So, this chick rode my rod and I busted in that shit. She then laid on top of me to cuddle or something. Next thing I know, I woke up covered in poon goo!
by smblkc November 27, 2010
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monsoon of poon

1. When a guy hooks up with several girls in quick succession.

2. When girls seems to flock to one guy in particular at a social event.
Chris: I went out to a party last night, and there were girls all over me!

Pat: No way!

Chris: Yeah man! It was a monsoon of poon!
by blaker_oats March 11, 2011
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Poon Tang

by steveo007me October 14, 2003
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