Cougar to a young male at the bar: "You play your cards right I might let you feel my cougar pocket."
by msmayhemm August 24, 2010
by Lorrington November 10, 2018
Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."
"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"
"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."
"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."
"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"
"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."
"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021
When you have hand sanitizer in your pocket at all times so it’s available anytime you touch something nasty.
Omg I just touched the shopping cart before cleaning it. I better use my pocket-tizer before I get sick from the germs.
by FunkyValleyMom August 08, 2018
Hey man, I thought you didn't have enough money for that new game.
I don't, I just pocket downloaded it while the clerk wasn't looking.
I don't, I just pocket downloaded it while the clerk wasn't looking.
by grundle bees February 23, 2016
by Spifk December 16, 2010
A New Zealand term for a kiwi that is tight and has scrooge type behaviour.
Gorse bushes are a spiky plant imported from scotland that run wild in New zealand that Know one likes...
Gorse bushes are a spiky plant imported from scotland that run wild in New zealand that Know one likes...
Dave; I've been out with Johno for two nights in a row for beerzies... he hasn't bought a one yet......
Trevor ; Gorse pockets..!
Trevor ; Gorse pockets..!
by Jimmy Jammerson May 11, 2018