Panda On Top!

Normally a word used to call yourself a retard or single you like child games at an adult age. People that normally say this just want attention and take child games really seriously. It may also signal that you should feel bad for them anytime they unironically say this.

Amarion shouts "Lol! Panda On Top!" in a depressed tone after immediately being shunned and joked by his friends. Amarion just wanted empathy and wanted to be acknowledged for his sadness.

by ok 11 December 31, 2020

Panda-traffic

A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.

Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).

Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.

Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.

"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"

by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014

Irish Panda

When a pale skinned person spends the whole day out in the sun while wearing sunglasses the entire time. At the end of the day the persons face will be sunburned except for the circles around their eyes where the sunglasses were, keeping them nice and pale, resembling the circles around the eyes of a Panda Bear.

Dude, your roasted.
Yeah, but I was wearing sunglasses.

I see that, you look like an Irish Panda

by NankerPheldge May 27, 2023

panda gang

A group of traders who expose frauds and roast them

Yo, did you see Teddy and Ali getting violated by panda gang?

by ghostylord October 14, 2021

giant panda

A giant panda is a animal that is big cute and fluffy but could kill you

Person: I would give that giant panda a hug but it would fücking kill me

by GayPeron730627 March 29, 2021

Panda Express

Literally an Asian chick-fil-a
(Not trying to offend)

Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point

by Anonymous skkskdkdskwnwkodfknf May 27, 2017

King Panda

Any chinese food resturant with fantastic wonton soup and bangin' egg rolls that can deliver worldwide at any time of the day or night.

"I need some chinese food and it is 3am!"
"Let's just call King Panda delivery!"

by BigTits101 September 14, 2009