the finest man alive so sexy he makes every girls heart skips a beat when they see him he has an amazing girlfriend named bella, is loved by all , has okay music taste , huge cock
by bellamadson April 29, 2022

an oscar is a winky, a guy who gives off little willy energy, he probably still wears pampers, maybe even the cocomelon ones!❤️ (Oscar can also mean willy)
“oscar poos his self in his cocomelon nappies, infront of older girls who like attention!” “Oscar put your oscar away!”
by nomnompompom August 18, 2022

Mexican stereo type, short and immature.
hes an easy target,but knows how to get attention. has a hydro flask to be trendy,but says hes not vsco. only can be in realation ship for 1 week,but still likes new girls every day. plays football to think hes the best. usally has a pretty buff but dumb friend. if you have a oscar in your life avoid him at all cost. or just try to be his friend..... idek
hes an easy target,but knows how to get attention. has a hydro flask to be trendy,but says hes not vsco. only can be in realation ship for 1 week,but still likes new girls every day. plays football to think hes the best. usally has a pretty buff but dumb friend. if you have a oscar in your life avoid him at all cost. or just try to be his friend..... idek
!!!!ATTENTION!!!! ITS A OSCAR!!!
by mrs.crackhead... February 13, 2020

by Slut4daddy69 March 14, 2020

Oscar is a handsome guy. He is very good at everything and he gets all the hot girls. He is very smart and has an IQ of over 200 because he watches Rick and Morty. He is great at sex and amazing at kissing. This is the guy of your dreams
by Raxsodk February 1, 2019

Living in saint mandé, currently going to build some muscles at the gym the Monday, Friday and Thursday around 9 p.m.
he’s a cute short dude with brown hair.
He’s short but down there it isn’t
he’s a cute short dude with brown hair.
He’s short but down there it isn’t
by Maya l’abeille November 22, 2021

Stop being such an Oscar Uriqueta dumb hoe
Person 1 to Person 2 That’s such an Oscar Uriqueta thing of you to do (person 1 then barfs)
Person 2 still being an Oscar Uriqueta cause Person 2 is a dumb hoe
Person 1 to Person 2 That’s such an Oscar Uriqueta thing of you to do (person 1 then barfs)
Person 2 still being an Oscar Uriqueta cause Person 2 is a dumb hoe
by currently2:29am June 13, 2020
