LAZY ASS SYNDROME

Main Entry: la•zi as syn•drome

Pronunciation: \ˈlā-zē\ \ˈas\ \‘sin•drōm\

Function: noun

Etymology: LAZY from Middle Low German lasich feeble, ASS Middle English ars, ers, from Old English ærs, ears, Greek orrhos buttocks, and SYNDROME from from Greek syndromē combination, syndrome, from syn- + dramein to run — more at dromedary

Date: 21st century

Variant of Lazy Ass Syndrome: L.A.S.

Definition:
1. a group of signs and symptoms that occur together and characterize a person who is disinclined to activity or exertion when they have no reason to be so disinclined
Examples:
Ex 1: a lazy child, tween, teen, or adult who jumped onto an electric motorized shopping cart when they really did not have a need to making it hard for those with actual disabilities to effectively use it

Ex 2: a person who sits in one place such as a couch or car not getting up and requiring someone to bring them things when they clearly have the ability and strength to get it themselves.

Sample Sentence:
Ex 1 Sample Sentance: Did you see that group of children with LAZY ASS SYNDROME, they were racing through the store on those cart thingies.

Ex 2 Sample Sentence: Man Joe really has L.A.S. he has not left his desk at work for hours and keeps calling people in to bring him crap.
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Lazy fuck boy

A good for nothing sloth ass mother fucker who looks like a wilderbeast and needs to go back to Alabama.
Look at that... That lazy fuck boy needs some milk.
by Boo boo channel April 11, 2016
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lazy man sandwich

A sandwich which is made with the least amount of effort. These are usually barely even classified as sandwiches.
When I got home from the bar, I stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed some bread and made a lazy man sandwich. It had pickles and mayonnaise in it -- and that's it.
by SuperEboy January 25, 2014
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My Lazy Sundays

A really disgusting video of three old men in the shower masturbating for each other and showering and cleaning each other.
Guy 1- Have you ever heard of My Lazy Sundays?

Guy 2- No why?

Guy3- Just wondering
by GinormousSquirellProductions November 07, 2009
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Lazy Town Defence

Argument used to justify perving over underage girls, by claiming that because they're now 'legal' it's OK to have been fantasising over an underager.
"It's not peadophilia to wank off over Stephanie, she's 18 now' protested John, invoking the Lazy Town Defence when Susan caught him with his penis in hand whilst watching old episodes of 'Sabrina'
by The Amorous Badger January 29, 2009
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Lazy Beer Pong

Lazy Beer Pong is a variation of beer pong that is played on a coffee table with couches placed at either side. Players set up normal beer pong racks on each side on the table and shoot sitting from their couch.

Rules: Same as normal beer pong except that when shooting players must be reclined on their respective couches.

Credit Given to: "5 sexy" UCSB
When to drunk to stand, Lazy beer Pong provides a great opportunity to continue dominating your friends.

Last weekend I posted up on the couch for some Lazy Beer Pong.
by Soaltaker, May 13, 2009
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Lazy Man's Load

The act of male ejaculation as a result of masturbating, usually taking place in a bed. Upon ejaculating(blowing his load) the individual is too tired or just too lazy to clean up his mess, leaving the load to rest on the sheets, and in and around his belly button(depending on accuracy), He then drifts off into a deep and satisfied slumber.
Guy1: "Dude I was so horny last night, but was too tired to toss 1 off"

Guy2: "Dude why didn't you just 'Lazy Man's Load' that shit?"
by chakademus August 18, 2011
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