haunted toast

A very charming yet scary piece of Toast, it flies around your room at night and scowls at you while you make Toast. It'll also: bumLURK: at you while you're in the shower or on the can.

This Haunted toast Won't stop watching me poop.

by Surviving June 24, 2017

toasted blowsted

when you see a fetty head knotted out on a mailbox when driving down the east side of cleveland

yo that broad toasted blowsted

by big_badussy January 10, 2022

Toasted Loins

1. When a person has no second thoughts about performing an awkward social action, where the normal person would have to psych himself up for the experiance.

2. When a person does the same, but with a physically painful or difficult action, again with no forethought or mental preperation.

3. In simpler terms "Toasted Loins" is often used in place of "Badass". Not entirely correct as "toasted loins" is more a result of extreme social training, or in the physical aspect, being kinda thick.

4. Meaning comes from the idea that if your balls are all hot you get reckless an antsy. If you toasted them (omg ow) therefore, you would do anything.

1. "wooah, Rob just went up to that guy and laid him out straight. Did you see that?! He's got toasted loins, man."

2. "Man, punch that wall."
*punch*
"holy hell man, you'r loins are toasted!"

3. (INCORRECT USEAGE) "He just beat up that guy, he's so cool, his loins are toasty!"

by BigBadBad March 22, 2009

Trump toast

Trump toast occurs after you’ve thrown all your loyal friends and associates under the bus, after they’ve lied to protect you. Then when you really need them to bail you out, they won’t.

He boned his girlfriend’s sister, now he’s trump toast.

by Villamondo August 22, 2018

toast hag

A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.

That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.

by Sperlhaus June 29, 2021

Bucklafluckers On Toast

A saying used when the kids are nagging for something to eat for lunch, It's the go-to quick answer and typically means something quick on toast.

What's for lunch? (in a nagging tone) - Bucklafluckers On Toast

by Ashlice and Oxford October 24, 2019

jiz toast

The act of buttering a piece of toast with cum for someone to eat it.

She loved the taste of my jiz so much I made her some jiz toast.

by jimmybomm October 26, 2020