Social Netjerking

1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.

2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.

1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!

2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!

by KOZE KITTENZ September 22, 2011

social junkie

Someone who is addicted to social life

Eg social media

Pierre is a social junkie he's always updating his insta stories
(Addict)

by @Pierre_eves July 14, 2017

social blobfish

someone who is socially awkward as fuck.

She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.

by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018

social acquaintance

Someone who you hang out with during social situations just to be around someone, but wouldn't any other time.

"I thought you didn't like that guy"
"Nah we're just social acquaintances"

by RubbaBoy May 29, 2018

Social Murder

Act of a society placing its poor in social conditions resulting in predictable outcomes

The girls family committed social murder, when she was exiled from her family for not having the same values as them.

by Sharpnbrite June 4, 2018

Social Traveler

That guy that sat next to you on an airplane who tried to drum up conversations over the most awkward topics.

"So, where ya headed?"

"Same place you are. Why'd you ask?"

"Forgive me, I'm a bit of a social traveler."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Social demon

Someone who is extremely social

Wow Emily is a social demon, she has so much energy and can talk to 1,000 people a day!

by Jokester9000 March 18, 2022