Dry squeeze

(v) the periods during a diarrhetic poop session in which poop fails to present itself. (see: dry heave)

Monica: Hey! You're back! But, you're face is all red. Was that a Dry squeeze?

Carl: Yes. Toss my salad?
Monica: Sure!

by sickboy:( February 9, 2013

Dry Wank

To clean the pipes of ones pink oboe with no jazz score to hand.

I had a painfukl dry wank last week when the interent went down for a day; Rubbed my cock raw.

by Scurlage July 27, 2020

The Dry rub

Not to be confused with a buffalo wild wings Dry Rub.

When two males performing the hot seat have a result of weiners making contact.

If you use the hot seat, be weary of the Dry rub

by Catastrophic ASS Blaster July 30, 2016

Dry Funk

The way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. It shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.

Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!

by T Macalicious April 29, 2014

Dry layup

When you’re with a hottie that’s so easy and completely DTF for some anal love. It’s the equivalent of an uncontested layup but you forgot the lube. Get ready for a dry, chafing ride.

Mattie: Hear about Burke?
Tommy: No, what happened?
Mattie: He went bareback in Tina’s pooper sans lube for the dry layup. At urgent care now getting medicated moisturizer.

by JM Dola May 3, 2021

Dry Tortugas

A U.S. national park in the Gulf of Mexico. Also known to a group of unfortunate few, the act of dry heaving out of your ass. This usually happens after a long episode of watery diarrhea. Your ass opens, goes through all the motions, your sphincter may even prolapse a little, but nothing at all comes out! And if you listen closely, you may even hear your butt hole open and shut as is fails to discharge any fecal matter.

JACOB:Hey Mike I'm gonna stop and grab a burrito bowl on my way into work. You want me to grab you something too?
MIKE: No way dude. Last time I ate one, I am pretty sure the guacamole was bad. I had the "Dry Tortugas" all night!

by CharlesUFarley June 7, 2018

Dry Come

Dry Come is when you climax and nothing comes out

You have just had sex so you have no men left, so you will only be able to have a Dry Come

by Markim June 5, 2018