Nonce

An absolute melt of a person who you don’t like. Normally a Dave Francis or Sam Smith.

Fuck off Dave you nonce.

by Nathydizzlesizzle June 7, 2019

Nonce

That old man down the road.

Your friend: "Ay you know that nonce down the road."

You: "Yeah what about him."

Your friend: "He got caught yesterday."
You: "Ah, really?"

by CaptainAstro13 November 1, 2021

Nonce

British slag for child sex offender

Originated from HMP Wakefield which is one of Europes most secure prison. The inmates charged of sex offences (offences against woman and children) were kept in Solitary confinement and outside their cell would be a board with N.O.N.C.E which stood for “Not on normal courtyard exercise” due to their risk of being attacked by other inmates

Be careful of him, his a nonce

by whyrus0gaylolzjokez July 23, 2022

Nonce

A Nonce is a really nice guy and if you ever come across a Nonce, you are in luck. They have always got you back, as they are always watching you. This might sound creepy at first but, you never know they might be here to help. Do not be afraid of a nonce, they are your best friend

You see that nonce over there?

by A nice bloke November 8, 2018

Nonce

A nigga that likes kids
Usually 40 years old and jobless

"That boy I was talking to wasn't 15,he looked 40!"
"I knew he was a nonce u nigger"

by anonymous January 28, 2024

Nonce

A slang term for a pedophile. A very common name for a Nonce is sam, AKA Float Nonce.

Oi float nonce

by Float Nonce August 27, 2020

Nonce

Nonce = Envy = Pedo

Holy guacamole Envy is talking to 15 Year old again, What a nonce

by Envy Nonce February 24, 2019