Nerd Assault

Nerd assault occurs when an average or mediocre student outperforms a nerd on a particular assignment or exam, and subsequently informs the nerd that he/she was beat with minimal or no effort.

Dick - "Hey Nerd, what you get on that exam?"
Nerd - "91 percent."
Dick - "Wow. Good job. How long you study?"
Nerd - "About 14 hours."
Dick - "Cool. I only studied an hour before the exam and got a 94 percent."
Gary - "Haha Dick. That's some nerd assault."

by McFrattin Nugget July 26, 2011

Nerd Bomb

To say something that only an uber nerd would know to answer a question.

Teacher - What is the square root of pi?

Nerd - (without thinking)1.77245385

Some random kid in class - NERD BOMB!!!

by blonde haired midget January 15, 2010

Nerding out

When you're discussing something geeky very intensely.

When you know a lot of information about something unusual, usually nerdy, and express it with great enthusiasm.

Bruce: Batman never killed his villains until Robin died, which is the only reason why people began to call him 'The Dark Knight'. And in the series 'The Dark Knight Returns', Robin was a girl after Jason died.

Wayne: Dude, relax. I only said I was excited for The Dark Knight.

Bruce: Sorry, I was nerding out for a minute there.

by LadyHailey August 5, 2008

nerd lover

Usually a girl who sees the value in "intellectual" boys instead of the popular guys and jocks. They have trouble finding a relationship, mainly because of their shyness.

Girl 1: "What is Jei doing, starting off dreamily at such a geeky looking guy?!"
Girl 2: "Don't mind her, she's a nerd lover.

by clericalwonder June 27, 2005

douche nerd

A geeky/nerdy person who is overly confident about their intelligence and will treat others as a lower form of life. These people are quite arrogant (full of themselves) about how smart they are and will constantly remind you and/or correct you when your wrong.

Guy1: Stay away from my stuff, you Ivy League know not!
Guy2: Wow, that guy is such a douche nerd!

by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011

nerd whispers

Instant messages exchanged between two people in the same room who could easily be talking.

I didn't want Tom to know what we were doing tonight, so I told Justin in nerd whispers.

by Jeff Rubin February 19, 2006

nerd candy

the really smart semi attractive guy/girl that all the nerd like.

All the people on the debate team likes Alexa, what a nerd candy.

by George, Paul December 17, 2008