My life

A thing that has no meaning and is worthless.

My life sucks.

by Disappointed person July 27, 2017

my pink

someones best friend. the reason why you wake up in the morning

person 1: you’re my pink.
person 2: what’s that?
person 1: you mean everything to me.

by lolztbh January 30, 2021

my crush

i love him but we’re online childhood friends and im insecure but i like him so much and he doesnt know :( whenever something happens i’ll update maybe in a couple years. he’s so perfect and he accepts me for who i am and i never had a bf in my LIFE neither have i had a friend last this long. we have been friends for over 8 years now HAHA.. He has absolutely no idea but one day i’ll make sure to tell him! i have a good feeling about our future together!

me: i like you so much... you have been my crush for years now, do you want to date?
him: no... jk OF COURSE I DO!!! I LOVE YOU, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

by barajuku September 9, 2020

My pp

is giant

like as big as the moon

like

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this big

My PP so hard and big wow

by The big pp man,n January 24, 2020

my lovelys

People who you are very fond of; a term of affection

"Hello my lovelys, readying to go to CIY?"
My lovelys: "HECK YES"

by Sam May 26, 2005

in my bag

be focased, you on your shit at the moment,
you making things happen.

yeo i got all these bitties, im in my bag.

yeo im gettin that money, im in my fuckin bag.

by will beezy October 23, 2008

my arse

Big ugly hairy thing i sit on.

If you got a problem you can kiss my arse

by NegroJoe May 29, 2004