Sausage muffin

After you give someone a sausage in bread, clap their hands together. Effectively adding another piece of bread, hence forming a sausage muffin. Try not to clap too hard, consequences may be dire.

When a mate passes out and you know he will wake up with a hankering for some good food, give him a sausage muffin!!

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

stubble muffin

see whisker biscuit. Pussy that has aquired two to three days growth since the last shave.

I went down on my woman last night and got rubbed raw by her stubble muffin.

by Gus Gus1 August 29, 2007

Studd Muffin

A sexy mofo that's a good guy with a good personality AND good looks; the whole package

Someone with not only good looks, but a good personality to back it up

Matt Baker is a studd muffin ;)

by KrunkBot June 20, 2011

Stuffin the Muffin

Having Sex with

At the party, I was stuffin the muffin with this chick from the Southside

by Johnny, John December 11, 2003

Drag Muffin

The twink boi who is the drag queens bitch.
Usally blonde, 5'10, 145 lbs, young, hung, and dumb.
Said boi fetches cosmo's, ecstacy, and coke on drag night.

Also see fluffer.

"Hey boy wonder we need a little assitance in the batcave."
"Your left breast needs more birdseed."
"Destiny I can see your ducktape."

by Derrick September 14, 2004

muffin top

The roll of fat that slumps over the waistband of too tight lowrider jeans.

"That girl is cute but look at that muffin top."

by Kevin Jahn June 11, 2006

Pocket Muffin

1. A muffin you keep in your pocket when you are leaving the place where you got the muffin.

2. A sex act where by a woman is pleasured by someone sticking their hands in her pocket.

I am glad I took this pocket muffin because I am starving.

I am glad I took part in this pocket muffin because I was board.

by Fatrazmo December 20, 2010