Misteree beef

A dumb, good-looking younger man, probably a gigolo or possibly even a dumcumpster who is suddenly seen around town with an upstart or otherwise gossipable divorcee, and one who decidedly keeps her new beau out of her usual social circles, which she has deserted for the time being. Similar but in opposite sense to the girlfriend from Canada of Saturday Night Live fame. A knowing play on the the phrase "mystery beef" or perhaps, even on "Mister eBeef", which is a reference to a no-strings-attached hookup acquired via the Internet.

Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like a Jim Beam bottle. Oh, and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with Misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.

Marcus: "One word. . . go girl!" Bob: "Man, bruh, money can't buy good taste!" Marcus: "Who said it had too, lil bro?"

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

Mister-E-pluG

The individual performing the act of a Myster-E-pluG on there partner. Mr. E Plug

Roberts girlfriend referred to him as Mister-E-pluG (Mr. E. Plug) after she realized that he had pulled a Myster-E-pluG on her.

by Brotha Flip September 8, 2007

Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008

Mister Ed

A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.

"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"

by Kean Bean February 22, 2010

misderectionize

When you get owned by the master thinking your owning/pwning a noob i.e. the one playing the fool while you get imprinted in the system of jbrowskies knoppik software program.

You do know I'm helping misderectionize your dumb ass with untrue story's and tales to keep it going long enough to watch your d get eatin alive by BBE jbrowskie right?
Keep playin players. This usualy occurs only amogsed the best hacks...backlash can happen so tread carefully tards.

by CmmingS00n2apcn33rU December 12, 2009

Mister Shrum

The leader of the Shrum clan, a family of tourists that traveled deep into Asia to find herro herro's in their natural habitat. A creature of great intellect and intrigue, Mister Shrum likes to attend parties where he can converse with the rest of the Shrum family. He has a wife, Mrs. Shrum, two children, Toddler Shrum and Younger Brother Shrum, as well as a Cousin Shrum. They are indigenous to New York but are known to travel the world.

This is Mister Shrum, and the shower radio in Mr. Shrum's bathroom is not working.

by thecoooolest January 21, 2011

Miserden

A small costwold village in Gloustershire. Is owned by the current Major Tom Wills as part of a large Estate, Named Miserden Estate. Has a church, pub, school, B&B, nusery and Shop as well as being surrounded by brilliant walking and riding areas. Also has v. nice people including Hara and Ella.

Ramberler 1: Where are you going?
Ramberler 2: I'm going to walk tot the pub in miserden called the Carpenters' arms' then I'm going to visit Hara cause she is awesome.

by imogenella May 12, 2011