She was a mississippi meat grinder
by Thexkzjsdnxx May 7, 2015
Get the Mississippi Meat Grindermug. When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.
"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."
by Borninsin April 6, 2019
Get the Mississippi Dandelionmug. by Medic130 November 7, 2021
Get the Mississippi swampmug. Hey Ma! Me, Billy-Bob, and Jimbo are going down to the lake to meet Mary-May and Cousin Tammy for a good 'ol Mississippi Orgy! Wanna cum?
Sure, sweetie. Should I invite your father?
Sure, sweetie. Should I invite your father?
by Chris Blank April 30, 2013
Get the Mississippi Orgymug. When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.
He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.
by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025
Get the Mississippi Mud Palmmug. by toree05 March 12, 2022
Get the clear water mississippimug. A sexual act which leaves its victims either dead, or at minimum, with cripling retardation. In one documented case, a man was left with no memory of who he was, the only words he could summon from his lips (with a great studder) where "Mississippi gnarly" like a sad version of "Groot" or "Hordor". Scientist die each year researching the enchanting act of the Mississippi Gnarly. Researchers have found (after years of research) that the origin of the act was developed in Mississippi. However further evidence points toward the creation of the Mississippi Gnarly occurring on a bedroom floor in eastern Virginia.
by Konnie May 7, 2019
Get the Mississippi Gnarlymug.