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Meeting Place Express

A website used to join corportate people into massive orgys through the power of the Internet. Often conference rooms are turned into fucking grounds as they stream live video to other corporate individuals doing the same.
I cant wait to go to work. Were having a Meeting Place Express party.
by Jakob Theliar January 12, 2011
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alternative anonymous meetings

Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.
One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.
by QuacksO July 12, 2019
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Meeting Fucked

I'm meeting fucked today. When asked if you have any free time
by landofpandas991 February 6, 2020
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French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.
I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.
by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025
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Meet

hey yoiu saw that dumptruck ohh just say it was meet
by meetlover6969 March 12, 2023
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brain meeting

when guys go into a room and have a deep talk with their balls out. no dicks though or that would be gay
she broke my heart, brain meeting in my room in 10
by djroastbeef February 13, 2021
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Public Meeting

A meeting between too people in public. A pre-private meeting. Getting coffee, going to a movie, and going out to dinner, are all public meetings. An outing. Women call them dates.
I am going on a public meeting tonight with a sexy lady.
by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009
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