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Red Lobster 

When a young man is unable to find proper lubricant and opts to use non-standard items to do the job, thus causing a painful red flare (irritation) in either the vagina or anus. This phrase originates from #Demonoid.
"So I had no lube; I heard douche was made from alcohol and water so I took a little bit of alcohol and a lot of water. We used that but she wound up crying all night over her red lobster."
Red Lobster by dannofthursday September 18, 2008

rock lobster 

Someone who is extremely sunburned to the point of skin cancer
Person 1-"that old guy in the beach house next to us is a rock lobster"
Person 2-"haha yea he is"
rock lobster by u know who it is October 2, 2007

Lobsteritas 

it an std that itchy like crabs, but pinches more like a lobster.
Tom gave Suzie a really bad case of lobsteritas.
Lobsteritas by tiffany johnson October 19, 2003
A cute skinny girl with an abnormally large and out of proportion rear end. She is petite everywhere else except for her large attractive ass. Often pronounced "Lobstah" in new england areas.
Juan: Aww man you see that lobstah over there.

Gregg: That cute girl with the big ass?

Juan: Yeah she's a lobster. All her meat is in her tail.
Lobster by Gjack007 May 22, 2009

business lobster 

The single most amazing, dominating basketball team in the western hemisphere.
Trojan Man 1.- I hear we play the business lobsters next game
Trojan Man 2.- Holy ass-caking dick tits, i shit my pants

Ghetto Lobster

A Red Lobster in a really Ghetto location with staff and clientele to match.
That location is a seriously Ghetto Lobster.
Ghetto Lobster by Zer0_Divide August 20, 2012