Juan

Juan is daddy and is not too be played with

Juan what chu doing if you see a opp
Juan:takeing his head off onh

by Mr.takeyobih November 21, 2021

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Juan

Juan can be a sarcastic little bitch but can sometimes be funny. He also gets angry easily

#juanito

by BiggestYoinker November 21, 2019

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Mexican Juan

A person who is mexican and named juan ez pz lemon squeazy

Mexican Juan is kinda sus ngl

by Mj (Mexican Juan) September 11, 2021

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Juan is a very perfect boy he is good at school, has a girlfriend, gets girls pregnant, never misses in bed, cracked at Fortnite, and makes good food. He likes to shave his penis hairs 24/7 bc they grow back faster then he runs for ur mom he is easy to know because its Juan everyone loves Juan and Juan loves everyone (mostly his best friends mom)

Henry: Juan you cant date 7 people
Joe: Bruh its Juan yes he can
Juan: I like beans

by Pop a lock December 9, 2021

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Juan-Pierre

Juan-Pierre - THE MAN, THE MYTH THE LEGEND also known as the ALPHA. SITH THE STALLION. Trust you don't want to make clear eye contact with him or else you will be dazzled with unbeatable love poison. Juan- Pierre is the guy to go to for everything he is the plug he is the man he is the fixer. Golden Ponny Boy becomes him. Every surfer is intimidated by him, you name it, all of them inspire to one day be as a good as Juan-pierre. THE END EVERYONE WANT TO BE Juan-Pierre.

Girl 1- OMG I saw Juan-Pierre in the hallway and we made full eye contact

Girl 2- WHAT ? are you okay?

Girl 1- NO I need to break up with my boyfriend!

Guy 1- Yo bro do you know if Juan-Pierre is surfing in this contest?

Guy 2- Yea bro he is, no we will never have a chance darn it!

by 1234Blondie1234 February 1, 2023

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