jelly fish

1. a animal that lives in the sea that has no heart and no brain but is still alive...weird.

2. what u call someone when they shock u

3. someone who is really really flexable

4. an evil person with no heart/ a really stupid person with no brain

Alice: gosh tc ure such a jelly fish

tc: i have a heart and a brain

alice: no i mean ure really flexable

tc: i am arent i??

by loser smchit May 14, 2006

jelly kiss

A kiss given on the labia.

"I wanted to give her a jelly kiss."

by Mary June 27, 2004

jelly rabbit

n. the occasionally-lethal side-effect of a malpracticed jello rabbit. Excessively deep penetration of the bubble-soaked lips into the rectum incurs the wrath of a full four-course Korean dinner in enema form, sprayed all over the face of the naive jello rabbit performer.

Although Lee Kim Park was firmly mounted on my face, my little slip-up ended with a thick flow of jelly rabbit down my throat and in all of my facial orifici...

by cockbeast October 15, 2007

jelly toast

like being jelly jealous but so jealous that jelly just isnt enough to describe it

you got a new car i am beyond jelly im like jelly toast

by allie14 August 13, 2011

Swelly jelly

Dick lube

I gave him a jar of swelly jelly last night

by Dhrbrbsijdnfj February 14, 2015

Jollie jellies

A type of drug that makes one so high they piss shit and shit piss.

Tim:Yo ho pass me them jollie jellies before the popo shut me down

Your mum: Coming right up do you want a BJ as well

by Pimpbitch666 February 02, 2011

jelly jabber

1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse

1. How's your jelly-jabber?
2. Uh oh, there goes that jelly-jabber again...

by Songg Righta March 15, 2004