Jared

The worst guy you’ll ever meet. He will break your heart if you ever fall in love with him. He’s rude as fuck so stay away from him

Jared is an asshole

by Jared’s ex September 04, 2019

Jared

Someone without life skills

Child:" I suck at ring toss."
Mom: "Don't be a Jared!"

by aplacaa2115 January 12, 2020

Jared

A fucking adopted cunt who thinks hes the shit. Beat his ass god damn it

Jared:I'm cool
The boys: Shut up jared your fucking adopted!

by Diabetic surgeon October 16, 2019

Jared

Extremely small penis. Inflated ego. Lowkey fruity

You know it's just jared

by Bananahandler69 September 26, 2021

Jared

Lives at subway 😂😂

Jared from subway

by Jayhawk205039 February 25, 2019

Jared

The type of fuck boy that stares at girl's tits when walking with his significant other

Yo that boy being a Jared.

by UnfortunatelyThatsFunny July 21, 2023

Jared

Milk

Wow, milky Jared milk

by SalvationSalvador April 16, 2021