Cop For Weight

Pay for the actual weight of a drug rather than getting a cut off the price.

Shit, Brody has some good skag, I mean it is DY NO MITE. Only thing is, if your trying to snag a piece you will have to cop for weight.

by Sam Cassidy June 16, 2008

Cop a Mozz

When you or a friend takes a mozzarella stick off someone else's plate without asking before hand. Usely happens when eating appetizers or when suffering from the munchies.

"Yo, dude, what are you doing?"
"relax man am just tryin to cop a mozz"

by Dr.MP5 February 27, 2009

Mall Cop

Stuck up, snobby people that think they're so cool because they wear a uniform & work for $8/hour inside a mall. They can usually be found harassing kids that look different & ignoring the real trouble makers or can be found making up lies to have a reason to kick kids out of the mall.

Mall Cop 1: Hey, look it's kids wearing tripps

Mall Cop 2: Yeah, let's go harass them & ignore the kid in jeans shoplifting from that store.

Mall Cop 1: We're the coolest people in the Stroud Mall!

by idk91295 June 15, 2010

TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.

The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.

Nowadays, body cameras turn more cops into TV cops. No wonder many of them still don't want to wear body cameras.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Cop Bloc

A barrier system designed to protect a Combat Outpost (COP) by converting a flacid plastic cylindrical member into a rigid or errect shock absorbing device by adding a dense or flowable fill.

We were worried about random insurgent penetration from the rear of our area until Dick Kingerly turned us on to a new protection product called Cop Bloc. Now we feel much safer on Thursdays which had become the insurgents most probable day for what is now known as the back door pig bath.

by Mick Honcho February 20, 2011

float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Shadow Cops

Shadow Cops refer to police vehicles where the police lettering on the vehicles are hard to see but are still present. The lettering is actually easier to see when it is parked in the shadow of a building or out of the glare of the sun.

Shadow Cops, Shadow-Cops,

by bacevedo956 June 16, 2017