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walk-in closet

A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping
I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.
by killfukmary October 10, 2014
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Walking gloves

Jane: Going out for a Sunday walk? Lucas: Indeed, just as soon as I slip my flesh forks into these fleece-lined walking gloves!
by Extremelybland December 17, 2008
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walking wank

A walking wank is for the bored gentleman who is in favour of getting naked in ones home and choosing to masturbate whilst travelling from one room to another.

This is an activity which is not always understood, but however seems to be attracting attention from various specialist websites.

Its not known how many men take part in this but it is suspected that it is in the high numbers. it is a solo activity that is usually done in the absence of a partner who, for example, is away from home or at work etc...
It is reported to give the gentleman a great sense of freedom without having to go the whole way towards perversion and lewd sexual acts...

it is unknown whether this is a gateway practise that may lead to a more serious deviant behaviour which is known as a WWW (walking Window Wank)
"great, she's away, time to stick on the nina simone tunes and have a walking wank"

or

" i just walked in on him naked and prancing about laughing, he told me he was feeling great and enjoying a walking wank"
by the anaconda October 18, 2010
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Walk away!

Waste of time, byebye, go away, mind your own business.. or when you ain't wanna know what Somebody interfere in your business or say word in
Elie : What are you saying for? Dude
Kamayi : What do you want?
Elie: just to help you out!

Kamayi: walk away! Bye for real.
by E.s.Kamayi7 February 3, 2023
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Crouse Walk

When you walk with a slight bounce in your step, going faster than your average walk.
"John Doe was doing the Crouse Walk down the street!"
by Crousewalk March 30, 2019
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walking advertisement

Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.
Person: You should play FoRtNiTe

Me: Stop being such a walking advertisement.
by x3y October 18, 2019
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Walking Dong

Walking around with a shirt on but no pants or underwear, dingaling flapping in the wind.
"Yo! Alex has a shirt on but no pants!"
"Hell yeah, he's walking dong."
by szyzy February 16, 2023
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