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freshman ditch day

don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school
“why didn’t u come to school?” because today is freshman ditch day i ditched 😆
by schooldays May 16, 2023
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Ditch pig

A dirty 'ol unattractive you would take home from the pig scramble when the bar closes
Did you really take down that ditch pig from the bar last night?
by Jabroni37 February 5, 2021
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Ditch

Joe: "Damn bro that's a big ditch!"
Jimmy: "Yeah watch out and be careful you don't fall in it."
by asteroidxz April 26, 2022
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Ring Dong Ditch

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.
I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.
by Shmoovin April 18, 2021
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Ditch witch

A woman who enjoys anally penetrating her male sexual partners.
Derek had discovered pegging, and was on the lookout for a ditch witch to do him right.
by bringshomethebroccoli April 19, 2018
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Ditching

John loves ditching kids, but he has a zero win rate
by MunichBetter January 2, 2025
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Dutch stuffed ditch panda

A cheap often foreign prostitute who has black bags under her eyes caused from drug withdrawals, being gang banged and blown in by several men for drugs. Leaving her filled with cum, resembling a Dutch stuffing. "A thick mashed potato and bread stuffing" who is left to have her fix in an alley or park.
We have run outta gear, The boys ended up with a Dutch stuffed ditch panda earlier tonight, so they need to get on again.
by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud May 18, 2022
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